February 2009
http://twitpic.com/19yw7 - Dive bar!
Just called @woycheck a pussy via text message. Shameful.
Talking to guy that partied with Snoop last night
At some dive bar called The Press Box since @woycheck ditched us. It’s glorious.
Cabbie is schooling us on why the Olive Garden is so good. Compelling stuff
And drunk!
January 2009
In tampa. This cabbie might kill us though
OH: I came here to support my team, not be belligerent
http://twitpic.com/19ont - Uh huh
Touchdown in chicago. 90 minute layover, so it’s time to re-beer
Flight is delayed, drinking beers and laughing at yinzers.
http://twitpic.com/19ky8 - Breakfast of champions
Airport bound!
10 second preview of the GI Joe movie: http://tinyurl.com/baq8mn
OK suckers, many reports from the road to Tampa tomorrow. Until then, I bid you adieu, as the Frenchies might say.
Why are the sun and moon the same size in the sky?... →
It is one of the most glorious pieces of natural theatre. Assuming you spend your life on the same part of the Earth’s surface, you might witness it once - if you are particularly lucky or very…
In 12 hours, I’ll be Tampa bound!
they’re making a Punch Out game fo Wii. Fucking awesome!
How Gmail Destroyed Outlook →
As of this week, Gmail has reached perfection: You no longer have to be online to read or write messages. Desktop programs like Microsoft Outlook have always been able to access your old mail. There…
I've got the world's biggest boobs →
SHEYLA Hershey’s massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world’s biggest boob job.
thinking about venturing into Squirrel Hill for pizza. Am I crazy?
A sales rep just told me her business email address is something@hotmail.com. CLASSY
If i’m currently sitting next to @burghbaby at a bar, does that mean I’m @janepitt? My head just exploded.
omg, enough with the FedEx drama, people
despite @burghbaby’s pleas, not rolling out my new Steelers jersey until Sun. Staying with the soothing sounds and baldness of James Farrior
schwaaaaaaaa
When I’m super rich, I’m thinking of funding a Goonies remake starring Yinz Team members
was on the road all day today, glad to be home n’at
Fact: @tehamy loves Apollo 13. Seriously, loves this movie more than life itself
Glad to see @tehamy is still carrying the old name torch for the family
Exactly zero work is getting done between now and Sunday, I might as well face this fact and plan accordingly instead of kidding myself
Trying to explain some nuances of an S-Corp to my boss via text message. As you might imagine, tt’s not going very well.
Kinda starting to get excited about the Super Bowl
Chick-fil-a in monroeville is closed due to weather. I shit you not.
Running to Dick’s to get a new Steelers jersey n’at
Super Bowl Security: Stadium is the safest place... →
Milton Ahlerich, the NFL’s vice president for security, says that if you’re in the stadium watching the Super Bowl, you are in “one of the safest locations you can possibly be on Super Bowl Sunday in…
It’s now pouring down rain outside turning everything into even more of a hot mess than before
I shaved this morning for a meeting that was subsequently cancelled. diediedie
boss is taking me to breakfast, score!
A guy in a Hostess van cut me off. I’m gonna get out and punch him in the fucking Twinkie. Or possibly his Ho-Ho.
PXI worked a ‘slippy’ and ‘black ice’ into the first five minutes of the newscast tonight. Nice.
It’s snowing, EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!
one meeting and then it’s home to see the Jacky Bear and @iamjellybean
Caddyshack is on AMC, there is a God
Mrs Crane, you little monkey woman
This is Ned, he’s a communist
I’m now addressed as Dr Evil in emails from @mrdirby. I prefer Cobra Commander though since I still have most of my glorious hair
I’m not sure I can take the dumbassery at work today without committing a horrible horrible murder
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-25) →
Weezer (4)
Nirvana (4)
The Smashing Pumpkins (4)
Reel Big Fish (3)
The Killers (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
poker time!